Meet Don Kelly: The Worst Player In Baseball
Don Kelly.
Don. Freakin'. Kelly.
The only real plus that Kelly has going for him is the fact he's from Pittsburgh, so this will at least give Lanny Frattarre something to talk about when Kelly is hitting .192. While it's nice to see local guys making it to the big leagues, it shouldn't be any sort of determining factor in whether or not they make the team. And it probably wasn't, but we'll hear about it. It's the same type of thinking that gets people to love John Wehner and Chris Peters and make fans scream for Russ Grimm to be the head coach of our football team.
The trouble is, Don Kelly (like the rest of those guys mentioned above) stinks. He stinks in the minor leagues and he'll probably stink here.
Kelly has spent the last two seasons bouncing between AA and AAA for the Detriot Tigers. During his time in AAA Kelly has posted such awe inspiring numbers as a .616 OPS last season, and .625 OPS in 2005.
In other words...he was the Toledo Mudhens Humberto Cota at the plate the past two years. Humberto Cota, by the way, is also on this years team along with Ryan Doumit. I'm not sure why we need to carry three catchers, but there he is.
With Freddy Sanchez starting the season on the DL for at least the first two series, the Pirates obviously needed another middle infielder. But why waste your time on a guy like Don Kelly when Todd Walker, who has at least shown he can play at the Major League level, is available for as cheap as a Minor League Contract?
- Paul Maholm has cruised thru the first two innings retiring all six batters, two on strikeouts, two on comebackers to the mound and two more on regular groundouts.
- After the Pirates started the top of the first with two quick outs from Chris Duffy and Jack Wilson, the Bucs had four consecutive guys reach base and score a pair of runs. Bay singled, Laroche doubled him in, Paulino blooped a double into shallow right-center field and after that Xavier Nady worked a walk.
And now Laroche just dropped another double in over Torri Hunters head in deep left-center.
I'd still love to see Bay and Laroche be able to bat in the first inning when they didn't already have two outs up on the board, but here we are......
And now Paulino doubles in Laroche......the Pirates are pounding Sidney Ponson today.
During his stint in AA Eldred hit 30 homeruns in just rougly 250 at-bats. Which is good. But he only drew 14 walks...which is bad. Very bad.
Just for comparisons sake:
Player-----------OBP-----BB/AB-------SO/AB
J.J. Davis--------.330------.095---------.290
Hermansen------.347------.109---------.274
Brad Eldred-----.349-------.083--------.308
Eldred is going to hit homeruns no matter where he plays, the problem is going to be whether or not he is capable of doing anything else. Even during his brief big league stint in 2005 he hit 12 homeruns in under 200 at-bats......but he had a .279 On-Base Percentage. That's not going to cut it no matter how many homeruns you hit.
There is more to being a productive hitter than pounding a mistake 800 miles every now and again.







